So ariestess held a "Free Microfic Day" yesterday, and I left the prompt, "Multi-dimensional traveler, a cost to traveling, life-changing.  Where is home?"

She wrote this hilarious little fic.  

My favorite line:  "And I swear to all that is holy, if you mention fanfiction, I will cut a bitch.  I got caught in this weird causality loop that had me cycling through-- Damn it! Where's a knife?"  

Go, read!!